No offense, as i have no clue of your age... but going by your picture alone, i'd say your the oldest person i've ever heard (read) say "hella". I've noticed that "hecka" has now replaced "hella" as the slang of choice of Bay Area kids these days. You might think about upgrading.

(seriously, not making fun of you... i say it myself, though i catch hell from my Louisiana boys)