Actual event:

Stopped at the lights, inside lane, in the Mini. Guy pulls up next to me in an Alfa 166.

(Mimes me to wind the window down)

I wind the window down.

"Hey! Is that showing the lyrics?"

"No, it's the title of the song and the artist"

"Heeeeyyyy, since when can you do that with CDs??"

"You can't, it's an empeg player, not a CD player"

"A what???"

At this point I run out of ideas about how to explain things.

Thankfully, the lights changed. Minis get away from the lights faster than 166's, especially when the owner really wants to. Then the 166's hit second gear and it's all over...