I decided to spend ten minutes of my lunch break checking the jumper on second drive (usually a regular check to see if it's working its way loose) so imagine my surprise when I unscrew the hard drive caddy and look underneath to find a pubic hair resting on the StrongARM chip! It was a long one as well.

How on earth did it get there, that's what I want to know. Is my empeg reaching maturity? Answers on a postcard please.