Bear in mind that I'm very fussy about technology and am difficult to please, so you might not feel the same way about some or all of this.

I've got an Empeg haven't I ? In fact I've got three of them!

Nah, chances are that I probably won't like the P800 also. I mostly use my phone to get phoned (not to phone myself) and to send SMS messages.
Now and then I also use the built-in camera and the scheduler functions. But if the SMS capabilities and the general construction of the phone are so weak, I don't think I 'll bother with it.

Actually, there's also another reason why I stick to Nokia : I've grown so accustomed to their interface that I just can't get used to any other phone anymore. Even if they don't have the latest and the greatest in technology.

I agree with you and I'll stick with my 7650 too until the next big Nokia thing comes along... which might take a while, because none of the new models they've announced on CeBit really impressed me.
Oh well, money saved I guess...