I'm sitting here typing this with my cat on my lap. She's an orange tabby, on the small side, and a real sweetheart. After playing some Impossible Creatures, I was thinking about how much she shares, genetically, with big cats such as tigers.

So I've decided that the one thing I want to come out of all this genetic research and cloning is a breed of domestic cat that's got tiger stripes. Not "cross a cat with a tiger", but simply splice the genes for just the fur coloring into a sweet little domestic kitty.

Oh, and the sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.