But seriously, you should contact your local post office and collect the parcel. It really should be there NOW.

OK, maybe I am just spoiled by FedEx/UPS/Airborne/etc, but why should I have to contact the post office? Do packages really sit at post offices anymore waiting for collection? I have no idea where my local post office is or for that matter if there is more than one of them. Every other piece of mail (wanted or not, you should see the piles of credit card applications I get sent) seems to find its way to my door without assistance.

-Mike