Well, I'll tell you that #2 was me shooting a LOT of very spicy ramen noodles (just noodles and spices, no liquid) out my nose when I first heard the band Fleshhouse doing their funerial cover version of "Good Vibrations" by the Beach Boys.....

It looked like I was snorting squids, according to my girlfriend at the time.

#1 will probably remain a mystery to all who weren't involved.