OT, but I used to eat lunch at a sandwich shop across from the main county courthouse here. Very popular lunch hangout for defense attorneys and their clients (too bad they've closed -- the best prime rib sandwich I've ever had!).

So one day, these two well-dressed women come in and get in line behind me and one of them blasts out (exact quote) "If that judge doesn't give me the fucking gun back I'm going to kill him!!"

The restaurant got very quiet. No idea if she got the gun back. Context? I am going to guess...not good.