Or the post about outlawing streaking in time for the Olympics.

Quote:
"You can't assume these so-called streakers will always have peaceful
intent," he insisted. "We don't want to imagine, for example, what
would happen if one had a knife." (AP) ...And where, exactly, sir,
might a streaker hide one?


Or may I ask, arn't there already laws about using sharp pointy things in public?
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Glenn