Already, Patrick has committed to producing something very interesting for the meet. It involves rapid consumption of large amounts of combustibles, is bigger than anything you have seen before, and is attached - wait for it - to a bicycle.

I want you all to think very carefully about personal insurance (including death by immolation) before signing up for the "Death Ride" list.

Ooops! There I go again, letting the cat out of the bag. Hand, meet head. (Loud sound of flesh-on-flesh dope-slap encounter)

Sorry! I promise I won't reveal any more secrets about what has been lined up for the event, including the UAV.