<annoying radio commercial>
That's right, Greenlights is going out of business. All inventory must go!

You'll get closeout pricing on all empeg buttons. Colored buttons only twenty two dollars! Black and clear buttons, now just seventeen dollars. And the five color super set for a bargain eighty five dollars.

This is your last chance to save. We can only go out of business once, so we're only having this sale once. Get them before we're gone.

Because once we're gone, we're.....
</annoying radio commercial>

... um, still around. Actually, I'm only removing my registration for paying sales tax because it's a pain to fill out forms saying I owe the state $0 every quarter. Me and my buttons will still be here for a while.