I recommend we upgrade the Internet from this outdated dual 5 1/4 inch floppy drive machine ...

No, you just fold them in half to fit them in these ultra-modern 3.5" drive watsits.

we should also upgrade the memory from 512k to 640k ...

But memory is so expensive, we can't justify the money for such a minimal improvement in performance. Besides we can just pour iron filings on the disks to increase thier capacity.

Murray 06000047
I don't think, therefore I am not.