Are there any geeks out there (of course there are, this is the empegbbs) that know about calculator watches?

I want a calculator watch with the following features:
1) Backlight
2) add-subtract-multiply-divide calculator (no more than that needed)
3) Alarm
4) Countdown timer with chime when finished
5) Stop watch
6) Mildly water resistant (5 feet would be more than enough)
7) Hourly chime
8) Date/Weekday calendar
9) Oh, and I guess it should tell me what time it is.

I don't want data storage, multiple alarms, multiple languages, multiple time zones, all that fancy stuff that my now-deceased Casio used to do.

Is there such a watch?

EDIT Thinking about it, it doesn't need the calculator. I hardly ever used the one on my old watch, I just liked the geekiness of it.

tanstaafl.