One suggestion: make the image an image-map, with links to the descriptions of each button. Have the button name be the ALT of the AREA (may be useful for graphical as well as non-graphical browsers), and the full labelling as TITLE.

I had thought about doing an image-map, but I didn't have any good tools for creating the map and defining the regions. Also, I didn't know what to do with the links other than do message-boxes with OK buttons (yuck).

It wasn't until just now that I realized I could have created a separate frame and made the TARGET of the HREFs be the frame. That would have been dead simple. Now it's too late and I've got a much more snazzy implementation based on the DVDWorld code.