Ooh! Just thought of a good one:

Frank Zappa's Broken Hearts are for Assholes, with the uplifting lyric:
    Don't fool yerself girl
    It's blinkin' at you
    That's why I say
    I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
    Ram it up yer poop chute
But really, anything from the Zappa oeuvre will do.
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Bitt Faulk