An old old Bill Cosby stand up routine talked about the "hiccups" in the road. They helped both the drunk and the sober drivers. The sober would know they fell asleep when they heard those, and the drunks knew they went off the road when the thump-thump-thump stopped.
Of course PC-ness makes it un-funny to many now days...
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