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#276449 - 26/02/2006 14:04 Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
tonyc
carpal tunnel

Registered: 27/06/1999
Posts: 7058
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
I don't post this kind of thing often, but this one's local, and it's just too funny to pass up.

http://www.centredaily.com/mld/centredaily/13958584.htm
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#276450 - 26/02/2006 16:36 Re: Drugs are bad, mmmkay? [Re: tonyc]
msaeger
carpal tunnel

Registered: 23/09/2000
Posts: 3608
Loc: Minnetonka, MN
There is no shortage of stupid people.
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#276451 - 26/02/2006 17:15 Re: Drugs are bad, mmmkay? [Re: tonyc]
Robotic
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Registered: 06/04/2005
Posts: 2026
Loc: Seattle transplant
Quote:
The woman told police she was applying for a job and was required to take a drug test. She said the man had filled the device with his urine, which she planned to submit for the test, Pero said.

According to the woman, the couple stopped to warm the device in the microwave so the urine would "pass the body temperature test," Pero said -- that is, be warm enough to not arouse the suspicion of those administering the test.

Pero said police weren't sure why the woman was storing the urine in a device mimicking male genitalia.

1) you can use your own body to warm liquids
2) the 'faux male genitalia' could be easily concealed by the woman during a pat-down
3) Mr. Makey: "Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, ok?..."
silly people, silly police
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