i recently purchased a 60g riocar and more recently upgraded it and added hijack. on a side note, i can't believe how much BETTER my player is now that hijack is on it, if thats even possible. I can't come up with enough positive words praising this product. perrtaining to my subject line, why can't my girlfriend be like my empeg?

Reasons why empeg is better than my girlfriend

1) instead of buying accessories (jewelry, clothes) for the girlfriend because I have to, I buy accessories (carrying case, tuner, lens) for my empeg because i want too.

2) if my empeg acts up i can shut its power off

3) if i want additions like a third breast on my girlfriends back for when we slowdance i can't get it. but if i want additions most likely someone is hacking out a solution in hijack for my wish.

4) if my empeg starts to do things i don't want it to i can reload the defaul but with girlfriends they will never be like when you first met them

5) if my empeg develops a problem i know someone will come up with a bug fix but if my girlfriend develops a problem (ie eats too much and "develops" a large ass, i am stuck with it and can not say anything about it without the fear of getting smacked

please feel free to add your own reasons why your empeg is better than your girlfriend

if i want additions like a third breast on my girlfriends back ...

I'd heard there was a lot of money to be made in genetics, but I obviously hadn't realised just how big the potential market is.

ROFL, good one, Genixia.

If you're gf reads the empeg forums I smell an ass-whoopin...

Well I guess it all comes down to one question. Which one has the best visuals?

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Well I guess it all comes down to one question. Which one has the best visuals?

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LOL you've got a good point there...Hey Butter, show pics of the gf, and we'll tell you which one to keep Or most likely, which one to send to us

Heck, if its a toss up (pardon the pun) between the gf and the empeg, just send the gf, much easier for all concerned.

on second thoughts, does "toss up" have the same connotations in the US? Bit of a dumb statement if it doesn't.

On a slightly serious note: It sounds like you need a new girlfriend! Heck, I'm married and I don't feel that I _have_ to anything! heehee

We should start a "show off your GF/Wife (or both!)" thread! Then we'd ALL be in troulbe!

I thought it meant the same thing.... but I dont get the pun!

My wife-to-be ;-)

Marius (Escort Cab + Mark I)

I miss the illuminated buttons.

Oh they're illuminated all right. Just not visible at the moment.
Soldering them on was difficult though.