Look at this, excerpted from a spam mail this AM. I don't know whether I should laugh at humour, stupidity, or be genuinely worried:

"We, Chongqing huaqi Fine Chemical Co., Ltd. is engaged in the production of strontium chloride hexahydrate with different specification , strontium chloride anhydrous and other strontium salts series products which are popular with it's high quality & competitve price.

For more information, Please kindly check our website(www.huaqifinechem.com) or contact with us directly and any enquiry or questions from you will receive our prompt attention."

Jeez, shouldn't someone call the cops? Or the AEA?