By, 'eck, thou's a sight cleverer than I, Tanstaafl - and I've got the Haynes manual for a 2CV on my bookshelf.

If you really want a 2CV, the leading UK place is only 20 miles away and will sell you one for between $1,600 and $3,000. I could ship it one piece at a time in the Johnny Cash fashion!
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