ESPN's take...

"Janet Jackson made VH1 history yesterday and rejuvenated her buzzless career when she "unintentionally" demonstrated conclusively that she does indeed have a right mammary accessory."

VH1 history... hehehe. She was just about to hit the "Where Are They Now" status.

Other than her association with her brother Michael, do today's kids even know who Janet Jackson is? I know CBS is the network of old people, but if they were going to go in that direction, weren't The Stones available?