I heard that we have the cure for cancer but (insert current president's name) won't release it because the medical health system makes more money from treating cancer victims than it does curing them.



And I have invented a carburetor that will make your Humvee get 80 miles per gallon and cut pollution by 90% at the same time. I'd tell you how it works, but the Big Oil Companies (tm) have paid me a lot of money to keep it off the market.

tanstaafl.