I was being flip, but I wonder if Doug has any *real* bagels in Fairbanks

Well... if bagels really are tasty (tasty? Hell, I'd settle for vaguely edible) then I can only conclude that the concept hasn't reached Fairbanks yet.

If I'm going to eat some toroidal-shaped object, I'd just as soon it be soft with chocolate frosting and maybe some coconut sprinkles on the outside.

tanstaafl.