Well, this is the one my Mum and Dad got as a present recently, and their opinion (and I confess mine too after using it) - NO GOOD.

It has the same problem with the size of the bread, and whilst it has nice features (like - eerrrrrrrr - "Emergency Stop". Eh?) if it doesn't toast the top corner of the slice, then it's still a paperweight.

Damn, I thought you had the solution for a minute.