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(Surround receiver) At your next party, it'll serve double duty as a fog machine.
(5-CD carousel) Hold 5 cups of coffee instead of one.

Such clever ideas. Certainly, no party is complete without the smell of charred electronics. That magic black smoke is all the rage among the kiddies. The carousel could also double as an hors d'ourves serving device, if only we could convince the tray to open.