Who sang "Don't Marry Her (Fsck Me)"? Was it The Beautiful South? That song always seemed to me to be hand-crafted as the optimally bad wedding song.

Some friends of mine wanted James' "Sit Down" at their wedding, until I pointed out the rest of the lyrics: "Now I've come back down again, it's worse than it was before / If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor..."

Apart from that, Fatboy Slim's "Fscking In Heaven" is always a good one for outraging the maiden aunts posse (or that "They know what is what" song from the other album, whose name escapes me). Hugo's player once came up with "In Heaven" at an Empeg barbecue in the presence of several small children -- you've never seen so many people dive for the remotes in their pockets at once.

Peter