Hey girls come look at this MAN! XslamfaceX is just a totally regular guy, check it out! Nothing queer about him! He's just like one totally straight dude man! He's emphasised this at least four times so far! I wish the rest of us with our faggy empeg carry cases could be that manly. Hey Loren dude, don't let your girlfriend see you with that empeg fag bag, that would just totally not rock.

Let's move on to dyke carry cases next - big toolbags with a Guns & Roses motif and maybe some Ellen badges. Then again, lesbian empeg owners would probably turn him on.

Rob

(I really need to change that avatar to something more manly, maybe eating a kebab and throwing up the ten pints of Bud I just drank)

well here is my fag bag and i fix really big engines



But i also sail around on ships with lots of tattooed men.

/me flashes on HMS Pinafore... <shudder>

Oh no, does carrying a big tool bag in my van make me look like a dyke? I don't have any Guns 'n Roses stickers on it thankfully and I can't stand Ellen so maybe I am safe afterall, but I do have some Guns 'n Roses tunes on my empeg.

/rushes to delete all Guns 'n Roses tunes from her empegs.....

I feel better now

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fag bags and fanny packs

Doesn't this thread just get better & better?

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Umm, I believe these are called "bum bags" outside the U.S, due to rather
extreme differences in the meaning (and politeness level) of the word "fanny."
(In the US, it's roughly equivalent to the word "butt.")

I remember a story about an American lady using that word while addressing
her children while in Australia (or somewhere) and getting some rather
strange looks from other people standing about.

here's my fag bag, I'm sure my girlfriend will be quite surprised she's been going out with a gay man for 5 years and never noticed it once!



Although, there does appear to be a pink car on the table (I wonder where that came from?)

i wish we could all have the original empeg bag. i think my rioBag is a nice replacement though.

erik@xiwebdesigns.com - rioBag
$20 shipped [international shipping may cost more]

its funny how you've made this post turn personal. i'm not trying to be manly with my empeg bag...i just don't want to be seen carrying a purse. i mean...i'm a hot guy and stuff...and i don't want all these fags trailing me cuz they think i'm gay. why won't you just let me be straight?

I doubt you're in any danger.

bags are going fast! I dont know how long they are going to last. 14 blue, 4 black, 5 red.

erik@xiwebdesigns.com - rioBag

got my bag from you! man those are freakin sweet! it fits my adapter and everything perfectly. i took the shoulder strap off of it cuz a bunch of fags were chasing me when i had it on...anyway...if your gay...i suggest that you buy something else. this is a straight rioBag for straight americans! i hate everyone except straight americans! down with man-purses!!!

Flame-tastic!!!

I want a black one. Posted reply privately and by email. How the heck do I pay so I can get one of these homo-friendly bags? LOL

11 blue, 2 black, 3 red rio bags left

erik@xiwebdesigns.com - rioBag

I have a friend that wants a red bag...do you have any left? thanks.

So THIS is why I never bothered reading this thread.....

You know what they say about homophobes... they're compensating for an insecurity in their sexual identity. The think that gay bashing is their way of saying "hey, I just beat up a fag. That means I'm not gay right? Right?"

LOL

Bocat Goldthwait had a great bit on that subject many years ago. It went something like:

"I hate you. (punches microphone) You're such a fag. (punch) I hate fags, so I'm going to beat you up. (punch) You're just so gay. (punch) And you're... kind of attractive... (punch)..."

For € 27, I just bought me this fag bag from Kipling.

The model is called "Eleven" from the new collection "477". My local Kipling store had it in black, blue, red and beige. I think the red one looks best with the grey bottom.

It's a perfect fit for the Empeg, as long as you use the original bag as padding.

Pim

"You're a better bag than I am, Gunga Din."

LOL! That's some funny shit.

Even if it did take me way too long to get it, and force me to come back after the fact.

I just saw "Kipling" and out it came.

hey ... i just called the other bags fag bags...then all you homos got all crazy on me. i'm not attacking gays...they're attacking me. look at all these fag bags emerging...did you see that new one? fags are taking over the world!

how much is € 27 in american dollars? and what do you mean you have to use the original bag as padding? if i had an original bag, why would i put it in another bag? sounds a little paranoid.

erik@xiwebdesigns.com - rioBag

Euro / Dollar is apprx 1 these days...

Probably means that the bag is slightly oversize for the empeg. The original empeg bag isn't very thickly padded - dropping it is likely to cause damage to the empeg.

/Michael - who uses a Pelican 1200

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Euro / Dollar is apprx 1 these days...

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Right. The Euro just dropped under the dollar this week.

Oh, and I just realized € will not show up as the Euro sign on all browsers, as it depends on the character set. One should use &euro; , but unfortunately, html is not allowed in posts and UBBCode does not support this.

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Probably means that the bag is slightly oversize for the empeg.

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Right. Without the original bag, it's a bit of a loose fit.

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The original empeg bag isn't very thickly padded - dropping it is likely to cause damage to the empeg.

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The Kipling has no padding at all, so you really need some extra padding.

Pim

Got my bag.Thanks alot very nice.

Dude - there are people trying to give up smoking around here, and you're not helping any.

Rob

re: Rob lol :P Forgot the dual meaning lol.

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Rob lol :P Forgot the dual meaning lol.

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stop flirting.

I wish it was that kind of bag.I would have had him send me the green one.