So should I go through the photo galleries and mock everyone else's physical shortcomings?
That wouldn't be very nice, would it?

Nah, I gotta agree with Bitt here. There are definitely no Napoleon complexes on this BBS, and I think that with all of the praise we heap upon Hugo and the rest of the empeg team, it's vital that we "cut them down" every now and again. So far, the only thing we've found to rip Hugo about is his height. Sometimes, you just gotta make chicken salad.

So far, the only thing we've found to rip Hugo about is his height.

Is this sort of like when I do tons of work on a new program and the only response I get is "That font is difficult to read at some resolutions." I keep telling myself I should be glad they aren't ripping some real functionality.

Yeah, pretty much the same thing.

Fortunately, though, my picture is nowhere to be found

You mean you're not a fat buddah with a huge left hand - I'm devastated!