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Profile: I'm open minded, sex-loving girl. I try anything new even if it's kinda unnormal play. Love to take and give oral both for man and woman, and love anal sex, too. I want my partners to be open-minded, desease-free ( no drug addiction, too) and love to enjoy with me. Get contact with me via e-mail with your a/s/l and a bit of your info---or I won't reply to you. Those words just 'Wanna [censored] you' or 'Wanna lick you' don't make me hot for you.

Ideal Person: Those who have high-sex drive are great.

http://www.datingheaven.net

Sure, but tell us about your car stereo.

Are you looking for some install p0rn?

I am surprised the bot (assuming automation) missed a few public forums.

The FAQ and announcement forums are moderated though aren't they?

Those words just 'Wanna [censored] you' or 'Wanna lick you' don't make me hot for you.

Damnit, there go my opening lines.

- trs

True, but the "empeg Reviews" and "Projects" forums are not. They just do not receive as many posts as the others.

Weird. Didn't notice that

Weird. Didn't notice that.

Too busy checking out that link, huh?

Isn't this just an ad. for the web site, and as such breaks the rules?
If she's into digital I/O I might apply though, I don't know what those other things she mentions are, I've led a sheltered life!

I would profess my innocence and say that I've not looked at that site at all but I doubt anybody will believe me! I really didn't! Honest!

horny girl want you!

No thanks, I'll pass.

Man, I hooked up with this girl last weekend and it was soooooooo awesome. I was just checking the email on my computer and she was like, "Are you into unnormal play?" And so I typed back, "Oh you bet, my play is the unnormalest!" And then she was like "a/s/l?" And I was like "a/s/l? what the hell is a/s/l? association/symbolic/language? asian/sport/logrolling?" And then I was like "Screw the log rolling, I just wanna lick you." And then she was like "I am sooooo hot for you. You should come on over right this second... But first give me your credit card." So you know, I gave her Homestar's credit card and went to her house. We threw back a few cold ones... and the rest is pretty much history. She was one sexy-loving bot, though. Oh man, I can't stop thinkin about her. I've been so distracted I didn't even get to my email this week. Oh well, I gotta go work on my CD... yo.

Okay, so out of boredom, I clicked the link (after turning off java script). It was just a list of banal internet dating sites, none of which were even of the X-rated type. How humdrum. False advertising! I'm gonna sue!

It was just a list of banal internet dating sites

Yep, no point in a porn site, if it doesn't lift your desk off the floor and knock your PC off!

that's the best response so far.
Did you find out what that wire does?