What do you guys & gals think?

-Zeke

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They were talking about this last night on the TV. One pundit said (paraphrased) that while it is common for TV presenters to have the receiver strapped between the shoulder blades, no-one in their right mind would position it there if it had to be discreet. Much more likely that they would have placed it under one of his arm pits.

ALso, I think the Kerry team response was amusing - something like "Well, they didn't do a very good job" rather than "Yea, that explains why his performance was surprisingly good - not a patch on our Kerry, though".

Blair, Bush, Kerry and others must be kicking themselves that they can't get the West Wing script writers to work for them - they have had some wonderful scripts in season 4 - I particularly like this one, but you need to hear Sheen actulally deliver the lines to really appreciate it. What was the name of that film where the story is of a scriptwriter or director who ends up being the campaign manager?

There were also a couple of points where Bush was speaking and mid sentance said things like "don't interrupt me" and "just a moment" when Kerry and the host weren't saying a word. The later could be the result of some off-screen gesture, but the former is harder to explain.

Now I know why I like him, he's a bot, apparently a battle bot

It depends on how high your conspiracy level is....


Level 1 - It's his suit label
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Level 10 - It's an alien implant and he is being controlled by Tanzawarians who are planing to invade the planet. The truth is out there....

That's just silly. Everyone knows the Tazawarians aren't interested in invading us.

Hm. Maybe there's a bigger problem we should be worrying about with the President...

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Hm. Maybe there's a bigger problem we should be worrying about with the President...

Pigpile!

That quote from the Atlantic Monthly seems bogus, as an archive search only returns one result for the word "pre-senile" and it occurs on a Letters to the Editor page. I don't feel like paying to read it, but I bet the assignation isn't really accurate.

Still, amazing to see him speak fluently ten years ago and then see him stumble and bumble now.

My statement was not intended to necessarily disagree with the diagnosis, but to question the veracity of the attribution. It's disingenuous to put the editorial weight of the Atlantic Monthly behind a letter to the editor.

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It's disingenuous to put the editorial weight of the Atlantic Monthly behind a letter to the editor.

That's very true. Sometimes I get so swept up in character assassination, I forget myself. (and he easily *could* have said "letter" but did not).

Edit: Oh, and looking back, my apologies. You made your point perfectly clear i.e. assignations, letter-to-the-ed, etc. Bad attention, Jim!

However many of the Rigerian squirrels are also under Tazawarian control and are acting as double agents. One sure sign of this is when a squirrel, or president, is under this control they experience enhanced speaking abilities far above the average Rigerian squirrel, or preseidient. As you know an average Rigerian speaks better than Mohammed Ali, before the Quatillians destroyed his brain, but I digress, These double agent squirrels are slowly infiltrating the Rigerian bases and when the attack signal is given they will neutralize the earth’s protective covering (as you know space is really white but the covering only lets in small pinholes of light that we call stars) and then the Tazawarian’s will attack!

Let’s just hope that the Rigerian’s will infiltrate the Tazawarian cat agents in time to uncover this plot. Unfortunately many Rigerian squirrels have tragically lost their lives to these savage Tazawarian cat agents. It has been reported that these Tazawarian cat agents have been torturing the squirrel agents by batting them around before finally killing and actually devouring the Rigerian.

May the brilliant, one and only true god (Ozzy Osbourne) please help us!

This is all assuming that the Tazawarian's intent is to truly harm us. There are many who believe them to be liberators intent on breaking the stranglehold the Rigerian's have upon our cultural ideals. I know it's easy to dismiss such a negative view of the Rigerians as conspiracy theories at its worst, but some of the evidene is very compelling. How ironic would it be if we were to relegate ourselves to Rigerian manipulation when the Tazawarian's are so desperatly trying help us?