...reminds me of the kid in my hometown who robbed the convenience store...in his own apartment building...!
I saw on one of those "Dumbest Crooks" TV shows what has to top anything you guys (oops - and gals!) can come up with.
Caught on security camera video, the convenience store robber didn't have a mask, so he disguised himself by wrapping his head and face with duct tape.
He did such a good job of it that when he entered the store, not only could he not talk, he couldn't breathe either, and fell to the floor, unconscious in front of the checkstand.
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