Just thought I'd let you all know that despite sharing the same parents as Hugo, and many of my childhood memories, I still have not been given any preferential treatment at all and am somewhere near the 2,500 mark in line to receive one. I cry myself to sleep at night........

You're just bitter because you're not as short as I am ;)

Hugo

You're just short because you're not as bitter as I am.

Josh

You're just bitter because you're not as short as I am ;)

No one is as short as you, Hugo!


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Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)

So, the more bitter I am, the taller I am? Does this make basketball players very bitter people?

Hugo

Extremely. Have you seen them when they lose a game? On the other hand, 98% of people who drink Murphy's are under five foot, because, like their Murphy's, they're not bitter. (Maybe that's why Murphy's called stout???). Hmm.....

Oy! Are you calling me stout? Aaaaahhhtside, nah!

Hugo

Humm. I like this Josh guy. I like Murpy's, but happen not to be stout, should I switch to Scotch seeing as I am just short? ;)

Can I have both your empeg's whilst you are outside scrapping then please :o)

Definately an interesting theory about the murphy's drinkers... although a lot of women drink murphy's ;o)



- Given two theories.... pick the one that sounds funniest -

That's why women are all so short: Short-sighted, short-tempered, short memories .......

Hmm, that sounds bitter. There there, I'll see if I can get you an engineering prototype empeg to improve your life. It won't keep your bed warm though (unless you take it to bed with you).

Hugo

"...keep your bed warm..."? Does this mean there's an overheating problem you haven't told us about, Hugo?

"There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"

It all depends on how cold your bed is to begin with.

Of course, it won't warm your bed from the car. That *would* be an overheating problem ;)

Hugo

Don't worry. I'll wait my turn like everyone else. Hope everythings going well, meanwhile I'll try to get out more.

Josh