ROFL! What a relief... No centerfolds or grenades on mine though, just a "Linux Inside" sticker

When I got my Pelican case the shop (actually more of a factory, making custom wood/alu cases for exhibitors etc) also had a range of simpler cases - also hard shell and foam lined, but not as rugged as the Pelican cases, nor water and air tight.

Look around, should be able to find something...

/Michael