Mine's my real name -- I'm named after a good friend of my Dad's -- they went to naval college (Merchant rather than Royal) together, and studied for their second mate's exams at the same time.

On other boards, I've started to go by the handle "guy-in-corner". Anyone who's looked at the writing on a mk2 empeg board (or was it the 2a?) will know why.

Back in my Quaking days, it was "[CC] Rodge". The CC stands for "Clan Circus", because none of us were taking it seriously.