Shoulder pain club! Woohoo!
Another member, checking in!
Shoulder #1 separated in a mountain-bike accident in my 20s -- going down a hill, hit a patch of leaves at the bottom, that were covering a sand pit. Front wheel augered in, and I went over the bars. Fortunately it was
after the cute woman I was riding with left, so my pride remained mostly intact. Unfortunately, it was
after the cute woman I was riding with left, and I was stuck with just the burly man-beard dude to help me get back home, so I missed out on playing the sympathy card.