Woah, calm down. Have you considered one of those covers to protect it? When you leave your empeg sitting in the middle of a parking lot, people might be less likely to key it. Just a thought.

Seriously though, I've had my car keyed a few times, once I even thought I knew who did it. I also parked my car downtown once last year. Came back and found somebody had done $1500 vandalizing it. They took a rock and beat on the hood, windshield, and a few of the side panels. I'm not sure which is worse, having your stuff vandalized or stolen.... Especially if it is something as dear as an Empeg. I know I would likely have ended up in jail if I had caught them either time.