What she really needs are the useful ones:

"My luggage is missing."

"Oh my God, where did my wallet go?"

"The restrooms are disgusting and need immediate attention."

"Help, the person in line next to me is incontinent."

"I am afraid of flying and will cause a scene if not sedated prior to takeoff."

"I have been mugged and am bleeding profusely."

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Tony Fabris