BREAKING NEWS - Investor makes outlandish statement about the future performance of a company he's investing in. Film at 11.

Seriously, dude, regardless of whether you have a stake in the outcome, you're coming off as spiteful teen-age brat. We get it -- Palm is completely broke, the CEO and investors are all crackpots, and the PR strategy is an evil conspiracy involving Engadget/AOL, GE/NBC/Sheinhart Wig Company, Bono, The Carlyle Group, The Illuminati, and Major League Baseball. Can we please just wait for the device to flop before making all of these grand proclamations of death before it's even been released?